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Rachel Bilson Destroys My Delusion And Lies About It Badly

And while Rachel’s (to date Hayden Christensen) decision is soul-crushing, at least she has the good sense to lie about it. When asked what the “H” on her bracelet stood for, Bilson denied it had anything to do with Hayden, and, instead, replied: “My little sister’s name is Hattie, and my favorite food is hash browns.”

"That might seem lame, but really, who can blame her? Hell, I’m sure she’d be willing to make up all sorts of H-based lies to avoid acknowledging the sex she’s having with Hayden Christensen. Seriously, wouldn’t any of the following explanations still be more dignified?

• Heroin. I’m tragically addicted to heroin.
  
• Herpes. My vagina is incurably riddled with Herpes.
  
• Hell. I love Hell, and I am a proud member of the Church of Satan.
  
• Hitler. I’m not a neo-Nazi, but what can I say? I dig Der Fuhrer.
  
• Hermaphrodite. I, Rachel Bilson, am a Hermaphrodite. But rest assured, neither my penis nor vagina is gonna get anywhere near that douche Hayden Christensen."