iowahawk: It's Time For Some Straight Talk About My Gimp

Straight Talk from iowahawk's own presidential run

"As a candidate for the presidency of this great nation of ours, it has been my privilege to meet and hear the concerns of voters from across the political spectrum. If there's anything I've learned along the way it's this: whether they agree with you or not, the American people want candor and straight talk about the issues of the day. That's why I would like to take this opportunity to have an open conversation about the Gimp I have chained in my basement."

"The Gimp: a fiery mumbler for Dutch rights."