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"The fighting in Iraq, apparently, is so fierce and the bullets are flying so fast and furious, they might have to pull the Marines out and send in Hillary, Chelsea and Sinbad." --Bill Maher

"But Hillary was trying to get back to the real issues this week, like where Barack Obama went to church. ... Have you been following the story about Reverend Wright, Barack Obama's pastor? She said if her pastor had made the comments that Reverend Wright had made, she would have left that church. She also says if her pastor had been blown by Monica Lewinsky, she would have stayed." --Bill Maher

"It looks like Mitt Romney really wants to be picked as vice president. Did you see the picture in the paper today of Romney talking to John McCain? Doesn't it look the head of Leisure World explaining the benefits of assisted living to the newest resident? 'Plus, we have Meals on Wheels.'" -- Jay Leno

"As you know, Hillary Clinton is now blaming her embellishment of her Bosnia trip on lack of sleep. See, that's the difference between Hillary and Bill right there. After a night of no sleep, Bill never had a problem coming up with a believable story." -- Jay Leno

"It looks like there's a little more fudging of Hillary's records. Remember when she said she was deeply involved in the Irish Peace Process? Turns out, she just saw 'Lord of the Dance.'" -- Jay Leno

"Barack Obama was on 'The View' this morning. I guess they are still trying to find somebody to fill the Rosie spot. ... The ladies of 'The View' were absolutely giddy to have him there. You know, he's related to Brad Pitt. ... They loved him so much, it almost got uncomfortable [on screen: Barbara Walters telling Obama they find him sexy]. ... I haven't seen Barbara so smitten with a candidate since a handsome young Warren G. Harding hit the scene back in 1919." --Jimmy Kimmel