I know you are wondering about the anatomical details. It's not a square wooden one. (EEEW! Splinters!) It was one of those round ones with the hole in the middle for an umbrella. "He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it."Moreover, he taped the acts and transferred them to DVD, presumably to preserve them for the Smithsonian and our posterity. "He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home." There are no details on the location of the orifices of the second victim.
The article comes with a mug shot of the table-fucking individual.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Strange & Unusual - Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table
Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table
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If it's on his property, how is this a crime? The table is nothing more than a masterbatory tool, not a victim.
ReplyDeleteSure, the guy should be locked up, there's no question about that. I mean, he's fucking patio furniture and that's wrong anywhere, especially in Ohio. But, on his property? Unless he's visible to the neighbors, I see no actual crime here.