Other Crap

"A judge has issued a warrant for the arrest of a Darth Vader impersonator who allegedly attacked two Star Wars fans in their own back garden."

"Arwel Wynne Jones, who was dressed in a black bin liner and shiny black helmet, is accused of assaulting Barney and Michael Jones while they were being interviewed for a TV documentary about their love of the films. The Jedi 'religion' is based on the teachings of Yoda. As they were being filmed by a camera crew, Mr Wynne Jones allegedly leapt over the garden fence in Holyhead, the Isle of Anglesey, Wales, wielding a metal crutch in place of a light saber and shouting "Darth Vader". Mr Wynne Jones initially arrived in court for the hearing but, by the time the case had been called, he had disappeared."

"Barney Jones, 36, one of the brothers who was attacked, is also known as Jedi Master Jonba Hehol and founded the first ever British Jedi Church."

Oh, sure, the Europeans send us the pope every once in a while, but they keep all the really cool religious leaders on their side of the Atlantic.