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"Have you been following the Democratic presidential race? It's crazy, isn't it. I mean it goes on and on and on, and now Hillary has the big comeback win in Pennsylvania, getting a little cocky, big mistake getting a little cocky. She's now saying that if she gets that 3 am phone call she's gonna let it go to voicemail." --David Letterman

"How 'bout that John McCain, you like John McCain? I like John McCain. He looks like a guy who goes grocery shopping and yells at the bagboy, 'Put the eggs on top. Hey, hey junior, put the eggs on top.' He looks like a guy who still calls the TV the 'Idiot Box.'" --David Letterman

"This campaign is very tough on the Democrats because they have to fight it out even longer. McCain, see, the only thing he has to fight is regularity." --Jay Leno