Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Amusements: New Paramount Theme Park in Korea to Offer 'The Norbit Adventure' and Other Fine Attractions

Amusements: New Paramount Theme Park in Korea to Offer The Norbit Adventure and Other Fine Attractions

"The Sonny Corleone Tollbooth Adventure: Buckle up and grab the phone — it's your sister Connie! Her husband's got the belt again! Swoop down the New Jersey turnpike at speeds in excess of 60 miles per hour before plunging almost 300 feet into a hail of ice water and shrieks. On your way out, purchase your photo with optional Marlon Brando Sobbing Picture Frame: "Look how they massacred my boy!"

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