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"Now, of course, everyone's still talking about Sarah Palin's interview with Katie Couric, where Palin was unable to answer a question about the Supreme Court. Yeah, apparently, Palin thought the Supreme Court was a regular court with extra cheese." --Conan O'Brien

"Larry Flynt announced he's making a porn movie with a Sarah Palin look-alike. John McCain called the idea offensive. Barack Obama called it inappropriate. Bill Clinton said he'll reserve judgment until he sees the film." --Conan O'Brien

"This is the first time an Alaskan has ever been on a national ticket. There has not been this much excitement in Alaska since the last time they saw the sun." --Jimmy Kimmel

"And do you know this bailout -- I'm sorry, the rescue -- the rescue bill has grown up to 450 pages. And President Bush's copy is even thicker, because they had to add pictures." --Jay Leno

"According to a recent poll, 61% of people surveyed said they would rather see Sarah Palin in a bikini than Pamela Anderson. Although 99% said they would rather see Pamela Anderson as vice president." --Jay Leno

"A company that produces dolls of all the political figures -- they do this every four years, they make action figures of all the candidates -- just came out with a Joe Biden doll. Apparently, the hair is so unrealistic, it looks just like him." --Jay Leno

"The economy is so bad that Dick Cheney is waterboarding his stockbroker." --David Letterman

"And the pundits are already saying that she did fine. And supposed experts are saying okay, she did fine. Okay, yeah, she did fine, but she also was very, very lucky. I mean come on, there were three moose questions." --David Letterman