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"The big headline today is that she 'exceeded expectations,' which is like saying Andy Dick only drank half a bottle of Woolite." --Bill Maher

"When Sarah was told that Zardari had gotten a fatwa because of her, she said, 'I know, I felt it when he hugged me.'" --Bill Maher

"John McCain said he watched the debate from his living room at his home in Arizona. He said he would have applauded Sarah Palin, but every time he claps at home, the lights go on and off." --Jay Leno

"President Bush then signed the bailout bill into law after consulting with his economic advisers, M.C. Hammer, Ed McMahon and Willie Nelson" --Seth Meyers

David Letterman's "Top Ten Messages Left on Sarah Palin's Answering Machine"

• 10. Hi, it's John McCain; I had to go to bed. How'd it go?
  
• 8. Hi, it's Bill Clinton. Let me know when Todd's out of town.
  
• 1. It's President Bush. If you're at the debate, who's watchin' Russia?