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"While speaking at a campaign rally in western Pennsylvania, which is Pittsburgh Pirate territory, Sarah Palin was booed when she said that she was thrilled to be here, in the home state of the World Champion Philadelphia Phillies. Though, in fairness to Palin, she's not used to states with more than one city." --Seth Meyers

"Palin has had another tough week. One of McCain's big supporters, former Secretary of State Lawrence Eagleburger, was asked if she was ready to be vice president. He said, 'Of course not.' Not just no, 'of course not.' And they asked Palin what she thought of Eagleburger. She said, 'It went well with fries and a light beer.'" --Bill Maher

"It's funny, the rats are already deserting the sinking ship. McCain's people are behind the scenes, scapegoating Sarah Palin. They have called her, so far, a 'whack job,' a 'diva,' and 'going rogue.' You know, say what you will about the Democrats. At least when they hook up with an unstable woman, it's just for a blowjob." --Bill Maher

"It was reported today that 33 million people saw Barack Obama's infomercial. 33 million people. Very successful, yeah. As a result, John McCain's thinking of making one, but his is for the Craftmatic adjustable bed."

"Oprah says she plans to attend Barack Obama's election night rally in Chicago. That's great, yeah. So, win or lose, Obama's going home with a new car." --Conan O'Brien