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"Obama says he wants to be the first president to have a laptop on his desk in the Oval Office. Actually, Bush thought he had a laptop, but turns out it was just an Etch-a-Sketch." --Jay Leno

"The word is that Hillary Clinton does want the job as secretary of state. And as you know, the secretary of state serves at the pleasure of the president, to which Bill said, 'Yeah, that will be a first.'" --Jay Leno

"Eliot Spitzer's call girl, remember her? She's being interviewed on '20/20' this Friday. And she told '20/20,' no matter how long the interview lasts, even if the interview's only 15 minutes, they still have to pay for the whole hour." --Jay Leno

"People magazine chose Hugh Jackman as the sexiest man alive. But this is odd -- Al Franken is demanding a recount." --David Letterman