Other Crap

"Our sofa is haunted"

Why the web is better than other media: "Click to listen to the spooky sofa."

I don't know why Frank doesn't just round up Joe and Iola Morton and solve this mystery. I'll bet old man Applegate is behind it.

By the way, here's how they know it's haunted: "I sat down on it with a cup of tea and suddenly heard this odd squeaky noise. I thought I must be going mad but Poppy, my Yorkshire terrier, heard it too." Oh, no. I think all my furniture is haunted. Plus my car seats. And the door to my microwave!