Saturday, December 20, 2008

Marketing: Even Admitted Mobster Distancing Self From Blago

"Bob Abbinanti may have admitted to running mob gambling rackets, but don't you accuse him of knowing Rod Blagojevich!"

In other news, Lucifer, prince of darkness, admitted to having had a hand in almost all the evil in the universe, but denied that he has ever tempted or had any influence on Blago. Even Satan has some standards. How do you think Nixon got into heaven?

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