PARIS IS GONNA SOLVE THE MYSTERY - What Would Tyler Durden Do

PARIS IS GONNA SOLVE THE MYSTERY:

"Paris is on the case, and crime has a powerful new enemy."

"The same girl who left the front door open and her jewelry just lying around has a few ideas on how to crack this thing wide open. Number 1, trap the thief by putting more jewels on the center of the floor on a big red X underneath a piano held up with ropes. Another good idea is to paint a fake tunnel on the side of a cliff wall so that when the burglar tires to escape he bonks into it and curls up like an accordion. She said she saw these ideas implemented successfully on TV once. She thinks it might have been Law and Order."