Monday, January 12, 2009

For Free: Most X-Rated Parts Of X-Rated Book:
"The publisher's Simon Spotlight Entertainment division spiked a chapter from Mark Ebner's 'Sex Degrees of Paris Hilton: Inside the sex tapes, scandals and shakedowns of the new Hollywood.'"




"Apparently the imprint wasn't comfortable with the story of how an escort- and porn-party- pimp was busted for child pornography — even in a salacious book with police tape on the cover.

So Ebner is now offering the chapter free on his website."

(Said web page features a pic of the alleged kiddie porn dude cuddling up to Brad Pitt. To be fair, Mr. Pitt does not look happy to be there.)


Just for fun, here's Cracked's take on the subject, "Six Degrees of Paris Hilton: The Global Reach of One Vagina." As the Cracked lads explain it, "All of humanity is really a single organism connected by the common thread that is Paris Hilton's vagina. Prince Charles (not to mention Osama bin Laden!) is just five sexual partners away from having the same sexually transmitted diseases as Paris Hilton."

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