Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily

Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily

This first joke has nothing to do with politics, but I have to repeat it because Ricky Gervais made my spill a soft drink through my nose with this line from his Golden Globes banter. "See, Winslet, I told you that a holocaust movie would get you the awards. Only one thing I hate about holocaust movies - there's no gag reel on the DVD."

On to the political gags:

"You know for each inauguration, the President adds his own little touches, his own signature note to the proceedings. For example, maybe you don't remember this but for the first Clinton inauguration, ladies drank free." --David Letterman

"(Of the meeting of all the living presidents ...) And, of course, you know, being president-elect is kind of awkward, because Barack Obama didn't have any presidential accomplishments to talk about. So, at least he and President Bush had something in common." --Jay Leno

"The Bushes, by the way, aren't the only presidents to have their own china. Truman, Reagan and Clinton all had it, too. Though the Clinton service is missing some plates and I think a soup bowl because of Hillary throwing them at Bill. One time she really nailed him with a gravy boat. So that's missing too. But I'll tell you something, nothing, to me, says recession like spending half a million dollars on dinnerware." --Jimmy Kimmel