Other Crap

Just an addendum to the joke below, about Burris not meeting the dignified standards of the Senate. (You have to be impressed that somebody actually said that with a straight face, a challenge which would have daunted Buster Keaton.)

I was trying to think if these is anyone who REALLY does not meet that standard. Hard to come up with a name. Even Larry the Cable Guy, Curly the Stooge and Roberto Benigni have more dignity than those guys.

On the female side, maybe Paris Hilton, Britney, Lohan or Madonna? No, now that I think about it, they've probably lived more dignified lives than Larry Craig or Ted Kennedy.