Pork Farms peanut contamination trial

"If Sherlock Holmes were real and living" department: "Paul Bentley, 41, of Clifton, went on trial today accused of possessing peanuts"

"On July 12, 2007, a cleaner discovered about 20 nuts on the floor of a locker room. No nuts are allowed inside the factory and it was "simply a nut-free zone" said prosecutor Mark Van Der Zwart." (Undoubtedly followed by "m'lud" and several "whilsts.")

Every other European nation seems to think Bush and Cheney are international master criminals. In England, it's Jimmy Carter!