Snubs: Razzie Nominations Serve A Shocking Snub To 'The Spirit'

"We've just had a look at the official nomination ballot for the Razzies, and we're still reeling from the unexpected shutout of frontrunner The Spirit."

Dudes, chill out. The Spirit seems like Schindler's List compared to Disaster Movie. The Spirit received 15% positive reviews. That doesn't sound impressive on the surface, but it was nowhere near the minimum standard of badness for a true Razzie contender. That was merely in Cage/Affleck/Myers territory, which is nowhere near the nadir of badness. Even Paris Hilton's The Hottie and the Nottie barely made the cutoff for my list, by virtue of 5% positive reviews. Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans clocked in at 2%, and there were NO positive reviews at all for McConaughey's Surfer Dude, or Ed Burns in One Missed Call, or Witless Protection, which starred my personal role model, the sophisticate whom the Germans call Herr Laurents, Der Kabelier.