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"A new comic book about Michelle Obama's life will be released this April. In the comic book, the First Lady battles her archenemy, sleeves." --Jimmy Fallon

"We are very excited to have the President of the United States, Barack Obama here. A lot of people were surprised that the President came to N.B.C. You'd think by this time he'd be tired of big companies on the brink of disaster with a bunch of overpaid executives." --Jay Leno

"What's amazing, though, is that even though the President travels with this huge group of people -- I mean, he's got the staff, Secret Service, presidential aides -- it's still fewer people than when we have Mariah Carey on." --Jay Leno

"And earlier today, the President held a town meeting, and Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was there. And I thought it was great to see the President reaching out to California's non English-speaking community." --Jay Leno

"Did you see President Obama standing next to Governor Schwarzenegger? Didn't the President look like the head of a company who's introducing its latest cyborg model to the world?" --Jay Leno

"Big night for the network tonight. Barack Obama became the first sitting president to ever appear on a late night show. Of course, it doesn't count the time Thomas Jefferson was on 'Larry King.'" --Jimmy Fallon

"Former President George W. Bush just signed a $7 million book deal, though, reportedly, he thought it was to read one." --Jimmy Fallon

"I heard this today, a new audiotape from Osama bin Laden was released. On the tape, he says he doesn't care what anyone says, he's not giving back his bonus money." --Jimmy Fallon