"I didn't know he was dead... I thought he was British.""The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
Saturday, April 04, 2009
30 Funniest Woody Allen Quotes | Daily Humors
30 Funniest Woody Allen Quotes
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