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Alleged Preview of Justin Timberlake's new reality show for MTV

I like the idea of a show where the death of some contestants seems possible, but why leave that to chance? Here's my idea for a reality show: Thunderdome. Two contestants enter, one contestant leaves. Hook up two contestants to those bungee things and let them fight to the death for fabulous prizes. Well, maybe there's no real need for consolation prizes. I suppose the loser's family could get a copy of the Thunderdome Home Game. But there would be fabulous prizes for the winner.

One or two shows a year would feature D-list celebs like Tom Arnold, Chyna, Carrot Top, Mini-Me and Pam Dawber - all fighting to the death for real. Tell me you wouldn't watch if you were guaranteed that either Tom Arnold or Roseanne Barr would die in the Thunderdome. Now THAT's entertainment.