Russian wizards seek trade union: report

Russian wizards seek a trade union

So that when they all strike in unison ... er ... I dunno.

If they want more money, why don't they just use their supernatural powers? It must be that their powers are limited by an oath of honor. Remember how Superman would never squeeze coal into diamonds for his own personal gain, but only to save orphans 'n' shit? Must be the same deal.

The report added that Russia's "extrasensory" practitioners -- psychics, faith-healers, witches, magicians and so on -- had reported an increase in their workload in connection with the global economic crisis. We are all in the wrong businesses. Well, except for those of you with ESP, and you aren't reading this because you already knew what I was going to type.