Other Crap

Sean Penn is still hittin' Natalie Portman

"Last Friday Star said Portman and Penn were still together, even though he’s 21 years older than she is (48, 27) and a joyless mumbling prick."

This is shocking! Sean Penn is only 48?

Y'know, I've never really cared for Spicoli, but if that prune-faced, wild-eyed, crazy-hair, elderly mofo can finesse Natalie Portman into the sack, I see him in a new light. In fact, I may go to his Ashram and study his teachings.