"Everyone thinks it's difficult to become a celebrity, but it's really quite simple. First, you have to do an incredibly embarrassing commercial when you're a child or teenager. Then you have to sleep with anywhere from 37-165 really ugly casting directors and let them take nude photos of you so they can use them as collateral to control you later in life. After that, all you have to do drink four quarts of Burt Reynold's blood and get a unicorn tattooed on your left butt cheek. Oh yeah, and you have to become a Scientologist too."
Sunday, June 21, 2009
The 10 Most Embarrassing "Before They Were Famous" Celebrity Commercials | Content
The 10 Most Embarrassing "Before They Were Famous" Celebrity Commercials
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