At issue: Whether giant gorilla balloon OK in Houston | Front page | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle

"The constitutional right to have a giant inflatable gorilla in a bathing suit and sunglasses grabbing consumer attention from a rooftop is the key issue in a trial that began in federal court on Wednesday."

Needless to say, the right to advertise on your roof with a giant inflatable gorilla in a bathing suit is specifically guaranteed in the Bill of Rights, but the tricky legal dispute involves the sunglasses. The founding fathers had no way to foresee the development of Ray-Bans.