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"There were some tense moments yesterday here in Los Angeles with President Obama. A female reporter -- you probably saw this on the news -- [was] carried, kicking and screaming, away from Air Force One after she insisted on handing President Obama a letter. They picked the woman up, forcibly, [and] carried her away. Same thing they did when Joe Biden tried to get on the plane." --Jay Leno

"President Obama was here in Los Angeles this week to bring his message of change to Hollywood. And, really, is there any place in America that loves change more than Hollywood? The place that brought you four 'Terminator' sequels, 10 'Police Academy' movies and 29 'Star Trek' films. This town runs on new and innovative ideas." --Jay Leno