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"Someone asked Obama before the address (to Muslims in the Middle East), 'How're you going to address this cultural women-oppressing, religious fanatics?' And he said, 'Same as Notre Dame.'" --Bill Maher

"Speaking of Republican icons, Nancy Reagan this week was in the capital to unveil a statue of her late husband, Ronald Reagan, and she had lunch at the White House with Michelle Obama. I'm not sure she really knows who Michelle Obama is, cause she told her to really dust, not just move things around." --Bill Maher

"President Obama gave the speech at Egypt's Cairo University. The crowd at Cairo University loved Obama's speech, especially the joke he made about their rival, Cairo State. It's a safety school." --Conan O'Brien

"On this day in 1925, the Chrysler Corporation was founded, and lucky for you stock is still available at 1925 prices." --David Letterman

"President Obama's continuing his world tour. Yesterday he was in Egypt, did you see that? He visited the Pyramids of Giza. And he called them 'awe-inspiring.' That was an improvement over President Bush's tour of the pyramids. He called them 'pointy. They're like a triangle.'" --Jimmy Fallon