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"Ladies and gentlemen, I am in so much trouble, because ? I'll tell you why - the governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is angry with me. Fuming, angry, seeing red, and has called me 'pathetic.' Yup, that's right. Honestly, I haven't been called pathetic - well, since the honeymoon, actually." --David Letterman

"Folks been following the elections in Iran? I know you have. Anyway, President Ahmadinejad is in a tight race, but today, he got great news for the campaign - he was endorsed by Mel Gibson." --David Letterman

"In an interview, the new chairman actually said, 'I don't know anything about cars.' I respect that. He's keeping up the GM tradition." --Jimmy Fallon