Bears in Aspen on another July tear | AspenTimes.com

Aspen Community TV update: "When employees arrived to work the next morning, they discovered that a black bear had pooped and peed in the front office, scarfed down some Doritos, had its way with the refrigerator and tossed a file cabinet."

MAYBE it was a black bear. And maybe, just maybe, it was related to yesterday's interview with Kid Rock.

Most impressive part of the story- the word "black." I guess those CSI shows are really true. These crime scene investigators were obviously able to determine the color of the unseen bear! How long before David Caruso moves to Aspen and starts to bring the vivid local crime stories to the small screen?