Wednesday, July 15, 2009

The kids want to live with Janet - What Would Tyler Durden Do

The kids want to live with Janet

"I think it would be thrilling to grow up in a house with Katherine and Joe Jackson. Because you never know when Joe might punch you in the face or sodomize you. It would make bedtime more exciting! Despite all that, OK magazine says today that Michael Jackson’s kids would rather live with Janet."


"Hopefully this will work out. And then, maybe after everything has been divided up, they can even get around to burying that guy who died 20 days ago. No rush though. Take your time. Try to make some money off it first. Maybe get a sponsor for his grave, or just sell him to a Russian circus. If that all falls through, why waste money? Just sneak on to an alligator farm one night and throw him over the fence. Then tell us it’s what he would have wanted. “He loved animals.”"

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