Thursday, July 23, 2009

Killer chipmunks to invade the UK

"Killer chipmunks to invade the UK"



We shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight in the trees, we shall fight on those cute little treadmills, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

"Tourists are being warned not to fall for the charms of the French chipmunk and attempt to smuggle the animals into Britain."

Oo-la-la, I got that warning just in time. I already had Le Chip and Monsieur Dale all dressed up in their little berets and ready to ride in my briefcase. They are charming and seductive little creatures.

Not to mention delicious.

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