Michael Jackson's Doctor Injected the Drug That Killed Him

Police think Michael Jackson's Doctor Injected the Drug That Killed Him

I know what you're thinking. "Scoop, last week you told us it was obvious that Jacko was killed by the CIA. Something about the Middle East." Well, listen, up wise guy. What makes you so sure this doctor was not on the CIA payroll? See how it all fits together? These are the same guys who faked Obama's birth certificate, then killed Jeff Goldblum and tried to cover it up by pretending that the report of Goldblum's death was just an internet hoax.

Soon it will all be revealed. You will learn the REAL reason there is no Obama birth certificate - because he was never born. He is not the antichrist, as many believe, but Lucifer himself, made by God's own hands. God did not abandon us against this threat. He sent his second-begotten son to save the world from this monster, but Obama had the CIA kill him. His name? Jeff Goldblum. Then Obama sent the CIA to kill Michael Jackson when he was just about to bring lasting peace to the Middle East. The Prince of Darkness hates peace - and loves cigarettes. It's all perfectly logical.