OK, not EVERY woman should go topless

This is not helping the topless cause

"The people organizing this rally in Venice, CA., to legalize topless beaches in America (pics) have a lot to learn about marketing. There was only one chick you would want to see topless. The rest shouldn’t even be allowed to go topless at home in the shower with the lights out. Like this doughnut-based life-form visiting our planet in her snazzy wheelchair. It’s important to point out that she’s not actually handicapped. Here she is standing. She just can’t walk more than few steps without her feet and heart begging for mercy. She simultaneously managed to set back the cause of toplessness and fatties."