"The New Orleans resident said it's been ages since her husband, 834-year-old Andrei Pastor, bought her flowers, took her dancing, or appeared at her second-story window and charmed her into allowing him inside."
Monday, January 11, 2010
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Woman Married To Fat, Emotionally Distant Vampire Escapes Into Twilight Novels
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