"South Beach is famous for its nightlife scene, featuring clubs where you can enjoy hideous music played at the volume of nuclear testing while running up a bar tab the equivalent of two years' tuition to dental school. South Beach also boasts a vast array of obscure celebrities, so you just might spot a famous DJ that you never heard of, or a Kardashian sister, or even - if you're lucky - a Real Housewife of New Jersey. Also you pretty much can't throw a rock over there without hitting Mickey Rourke.
Another fun South Beach activity is people-watching. Here I am using the term 'people' in the sense of 'breasts.'"
Wednesday, February 03, 2010
Dave Barry: If you're a Super Bowl tourist, Do NOT go outside - Dave Barry - MiamiHerald.com
Dave Barry: If you're a Super Bowl tourist, Do NOT go outside
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