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Panel: Ask, Tell, Just Don't Be Too Gay

"In a nod to their Commander-in-Chief, a joint military commission has recommended that the Don't Ask, Don't Tell (DADT) policy on gays in the military that has been in place since 1993 should be scrapped in favor of a sliding 'gay meter' that would be used to determine if someone was too gay for military service."

"You can dance, but not well. You can dress nicely, but not too nicely. You can sing, but no show tunes. And no tattoos that say Sergeant Sausage Sucker or the like."