Jake Peavy tries selling Adrian Gonzalez to White Sox GM Kenny Williams - ESPN

Jake Peavy tries concincing the White Sox to obtain Adrian Gonzalez

That'd be a helluva move. Nobody knows how good Gonzalez really is because he plays in San Diego's park, which is the anti-Coors, impossible for hitters. Here's what Gonzalez's recent seasons would look like if you multiplied his road stats times two.

• 2009: .306 56 HR - 126 RBI
  
• 2008: .308 44 - 140
  
• 2007: .295 40 - 128
  

And he can field his position as well. Did you know he was that good? Nobody does. He's the best-kept secret in the game.