Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Roll out the barrel — and the handcuffs. Polka DVDs bought in sting | News Bizarre | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle

Most likely future Bond villain : "A cable TV producer in suburban Detroit has been charged with using publicly owned equipment to make polka DVDs."

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dance!"

I don't know about you but I take comfort in knowing that the Detroit police have so little to do that they had some spare time to work on this. Real crime must be down in Detroit. I guess that makes sense. There's almost nobody left to rob, and the few stragglers don't have anything worth stealing.

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