Cornell Drains Fun Out Of Cinderella Run By Explaining How On A Long Enough Timeline The Improbable Becomes Probable | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Cornell Drains Fun Out Of Cinderella Run By Explaining How On A Long Enough Timeline The Improbable Becomes Probable

"One could even make the case for historical inevitability; we won, so we were always going to win. I think my good friend Baron d'Holbach would agree — that's decidedly nonzero. Decidedly."