Other Crap

"Vikki Blows Topless"

For the uninitiated, that's a sentence fragment, not a sentence. "Blows" is not a verb, but her last name. Let's assume psychologists are right about how our names can determine our lives. That means a kid named Rocky has a better than average chance of being an athlete, while Percy is going to become a tubercular poet and Gordon is going to become a orthodontist. In that theoretical world, a girl named Vikki Blows is probably not going to prepare for a date by reviewing Kant's Critique of Pure Reason, but rather by picking up some ChapStick.