Monday, March 29, 2010

"Michael Steele Spent RNC Money on Bottle Service at a Bondage Club"

Mikey likes it! That guy puts the "party" back in "Republican Party."

At last, a Republican with true American values and not that syrupy phony-ass stuff they usually preach! What could be more American than this? The 4th of July is all about baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and topless girl-on-girl bondage. You don't approve? Head back to Upper Slavistan with your copy of Das Kapital, comrade!

Follow-up: apparently the story did not turn out to be accurate, so my new love for all things Republican seems misplaced. Dammit! I thought I had found a party that shares my own ideals.

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