Tuesday, March 30, 2010

The First Honest Piece of Advice About Girls on the Internet | Cracked.com

The First Honest Piece of Advice About Girls on the Internet | Cracked.com

"Many readers have begun asking us for our advice on a variety of subject matters, perhaps convinced that our knowledge of enumerated subject matter makes us ideally suited to solve their problems. Which is a bit unfortunate. Given the manner in which most comedy writers live their lives, we are generally the last people who should be consulted for guidance on anything more complicated than how to base a meal on ketchup packets. We haven't answered any of this mail to date. Management decided that I was best suited for the chore of dispensing personal advice, based on the premise that I'm the only columnist who knows how shoes work."

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