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"President Obama made a surprise visit to Afghanistan this past weekend. I guess after the last 14 months in Washington, he wanted to go someplace where there was less fighting." –Jay Leno

"Osama bin Laden has released a new audiotape in which he threatens to kill Americans. You know, as opposed to his earlier, new-age motivational tape." –Jay Leno

"Sarah Palin had a weekend for her: Changing diapers; opening up jars of baby food; cutting meat into little pieces. Just another day campaigning with John McCain." –Jay Leno

"Sarah Palin was campaigning in a motorcycle jacket. She looks like somebody Jesse James would date." –David Letterman

"Did you hear about this? President Obama, big surprise visit to see the folks in Afghanistan. Did you read all about that? That's kind of exciting. It turns out he was shooting an episode of 'Undercover Boss.'" –David Letterman

David Letterman's Top Ten Highlights of President Obama's Trip To Afghanistan

• Seeing "Hot Tub Time Machine" dubbed in Pashto
  
• Military demonstration on new secret weapon: ground-to-air-goat
  
• Catching Jon Lovitz at new Kandahar comedy club "Laffghanistan"