see-thru paris hilton is confusing - What Would Tyler Durden Do

See-thru Paris Hilton

"Whenever Paris Hilton tries to look sexy, the result is always terrible. Her hair always seems like someone looking the other way did it while they rode around on a horse. But then she’ll walk around like this and look way way better. Hair down, and just a see-thru tshirt with no bra and some ... whatever those pants are called. Every time she tries half as hard she always looks twice as good. If she tried a quarter as hard, she’d look four times as good, and if she didn’t try at all, she would transform into a golden beam of omnipotent light."