Lindsay Lohan is above the law - What Would Tyler Durden Do

Lindsay Lohan is above the California laws

As well she should be ... she's a celebrity!

"More warnings, more chances, more tough talk. No jail time. No action. But the judge made it clear that Lindsay isn’t allowed to do drugs anymore. I guess thats a good start. I thought drugs were illegal anyway, but now they’re extra illegal. It would be like ordering her not to blow up any federal buildings. This is gonna be a real wake up call I bet. More empty threats are just what she needs. Say hello to the new Lindsay!"