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Late Night Political Jokes Updated

"Have you seen President Obama lately? People are saying he's dyeing his hair. Right there, that's a good use for the oil." –David Letterman

"There is a new bill in the Senate that is upsetting a lot of people. This bill would give the President the power to shut off the Internet. Al Gore is strongly opposed to it. Not because he invented the Internet. Because he did. But because he just signed up for Match.com." –Craig Ferguson