Ottawa Soccer: Winners Are Losers – IndyPosted

"the league has passed a rule that any team in the league that wins by more than 5 points loses the game by default"

When a team gets ahead by five they just pass the ball pack and forth without taking any shots.

Wait - a lot of passing back and forth with no scoring? That seems like perfect preparation for professional soccer. Maybe it's a good idea after all.

Here's what I would do if I were on a team behind by five: I would kick the ball into my own goal, thus placing me behind by six and giving me the automatic win! Then I would run around the field screaming, "We're number one" and "In your face."