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"Ladies and gentlemen, news from the world of broadcasting. Larry King has announced his retirement. He says he wants to spend more time with his wives." –David Letterman

"But, seriously, Larry has really been trying to slow down, of course, since his recent death." –David Letterman

"Larry's absence creates a void. As a matter of fact, his presence creates a void." –David Letterman

"Here's how savvy the Russian spies are and were — they knew four years ago that Ricky Martin was gay." –David Letterman

"They're having the confirmation hearings down in Washington, D.C., with Elena Kagan. And so far, the woman has offered very few opinions. I thought to myself, well, my God — how do you find a woman like that?" –David Letterman