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"I thought this was nice. Earlier today, President Obama invited Mel Gibson and his girlfriend to the White House for a beer." –David Letterman

"Rush Limbaugh just sold his penthouse in New York for $11 million. Huge apartment — 4,000 square feet of space. No, wait a minute, that's Rush." –David Letterman

"Let me say congratulations to Spain. They won the World Cup yesterday. Spanish people all over the world celebrated in the streets, except of course, in Arizona." –Jay Leno

"Well, this week, China gave a vote of confidence in the U.S. dollar. Well, you know why? They own them all." –Jay Leno

"Authorities in the former Soviet Republic of Georgia announced that a woman from a remote village turned 130 years old last week, making her the oldest person on the planet. So, once again, John McCain finishes second." –Jay Leno